week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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