is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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