My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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