id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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