you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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