he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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