the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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