the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
