oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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