Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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