I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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