They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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