really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
do nipples grow back?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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