what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
