if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize