Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
