that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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