Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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