So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the day after is always just damage control
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
