me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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