well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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