Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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