Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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