And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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