At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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