Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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