Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
They have beer where we have blood.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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