singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
