So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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