I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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