i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
