one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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