Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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