I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My ATM looks so different sober.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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