would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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