He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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