somebody snuck up and got me drunk
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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