This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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