So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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