Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize