What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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