u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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