just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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