We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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