? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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