The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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