I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I need water and some morals
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
