Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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