she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My life is pants optional.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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