I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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