Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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