...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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