I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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